(rolls around)
All I want in life at the moment, is really good, artistic Owen/Tosh fanfiction. And Nine/Rose. And Hannibal/Will.
I’m obsessing.
Fanfiction.
Graphics.
Pleaseeee.
goes back to finishing her Sherlock, Doctor Who and Avengers prompts
coffee shop au at its finest.
A HA HAH. But in all serious-ness can you imagine a Coffee Shop AU that subverts Coffee Shop AUs where everything seems all cute and slice-of-life and normal but there are undertones of something wrong. Something very wrong about this Coffee shop that serves “the best coffee ever” and Will is exhausted with all these serial killer cases, he actually gets closer to the barista/owner of the Coffee shop and then he finds out that Hannibal has been serving people the blood and grinded parts of human beings, that Hannibal has been sending him serial killer love notes and then Will is utterly betrayed, his life has turned into a horror movie and he gets his gun out to shoot Hannibal but he can’t because, he can’t seperate the two Hannibals from his mind, the one he opens up to and considers a confidant versus the brilliant serial killer who calculates and kills his victims with the attention of an artist. He just can’t.
#hannibal#I think it would just be perfect if will killed himself because even if he can connect to killers#he is not one of them#and letting hannibal live is just to much#but he can’t kill him#so he just use his gun against himself right in front of the man he trusted and he ends#But hannibal lives#He takes Will body#but doesn’t share it one bit#he keeps it#and eat it slowly#and the times goes by and Will eventually is completly eaten#Hannibal finds himself alone one more time#so he does something for Will#But not something as uterly romantic as killing himself#No#he turns himself to the FBI#with proof of all the killing he’s done#He goes to justice#the one thing he mocked all his life#And all this for Will#( Maybe too much?)
OH MY GOD. PERFECT TAGS?? THAT MAKE ME WANT TO CRY? I HAVE NO IDEA IF IT’S TOO MUCH OR NOT BUT SDLKFJSG
(via badgersinthetardis)
coffee shop au at its finest.
A HA HAH. But in all serious-ness can you imagine a Coffee Shop AU that subverts Coffee Shop AUs where everything seems all cute and slice-of-life and normal but there are undertones of something wrong. Something very wrong about this Coffee shop that serves “the best coffee ever” and Will is exhausted with all these serial killer cases, he actually gets closer to the barista/owner of the Coffee shop and then he finds out that Hannibal has been serving people the blood and grinded parts of human beings, that Hannibal has been sending him serial killer love notes and then Will is utterly betrayed, his life has turned into a horror movie and he gets his gun out to shoot Hannibal but he can’t because, he can’t seperate the two Hannibals from his mind, the one he opens up to and considers a confidant versus the brilliant serial killer who calculates and kills his victims with the attention of an artist. He just can’t.
(via lilybells)
(Source: connotativewords, via handsoffthegoodstuff)
wordsofivory asked: Apocalypse fic trope - Sherlock :D [PS - still slowly working on the prompt you sent me! I haven't forgotten!]
Oooo thank you so much for the wonderful prompt! Sorry it’s so late, it’s been a bad few weeks. But please take your time on that other prompt, I don’t mind waiting! : ) Hope you like this fill, it’s a prequel to a future fic I have in mind.
- Sherlock tropes: Apocalypse AU - One More Miracle
Prequel to “Breathing in Nightshade” (a future Sherlock oneshot)
“Get up, Sherlock, they’re coming!” the John in his head whispers by his ear.
As always, his hallucination is correct. Sherlock can hear the groans and the clawing outside of the worn doors of the office. Judging from the strength of the noises and the number of overlapping voices, Sherlock thinks that it must be a herd of them, over a dozen at least (London is overwhelmed by the undead population, a fact that hallucination-John berates him for—Why did you return to London, you idiot, when you could have stayed in the countryside? You’re supposed to be the smart one!—but Sherlock stayed nonetheless because he had to find him, he had to—)
The doors will probably go down in approximately eleven minutes, perhaps less, and then the swarm of undead will come to him (subject appears to have a keen sense of smell, particularly in the presence of human blood, causes are unknown but related to the left over and primal electric impulses left in the brain) unless he listens to his hallucination.
John—no, it’s not John, not his John, not really—has never been wrong yet.
writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone
(via augustbird)
Anonymous asked: I am quite attached to your work and I was wondering if you could help me find an Avengers fanfic I read a while ago. The plot has Steve trying to learn about the modern times with Thor and eventually the rest of the team. I can only remember snippets of it (They take a trip through the mountains on a bus and explore NYC) and I've checked my archive repeatedly and can't find the link. If you would be ever so kind as to help me find it? It's been a niggle in my head for the longest time. Thanks!
Hi anon! Sorry for the late reply :D
Unfortunately, I don’t know what fic that is but I wish I did! It sounds so interesting! But I did do a google search and found three fics that could be that story (or at least have Thor & Steve exploring New York together)
1. Steve And Thor Versus New York City
Author:
When Tony decides it’s best that Steve and Thor learn their own way around the world, no good can come out of the situation. A series of short stories about the adventures of Steve and Thor, and the chaos that ensues.
2. Every Denny’s in America
Author: Sookie Starchild 
PM
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Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny’s restaurant. Because Thor doesn’t hide and Steve doesn’t run away from his problems.
3. Adventures in Midgard
Author: snack_size
Summary:
“Well, look at you two!” Tony said - of course he was going to show up, he’d probably been creepily watching them the entire time on video and then planning the exact moment to intercept in order to say something…less than positive about their plans. “Where are you headed out on such a nice morning?”
“We are going to explore New York City,” Thor said. “I have been told it is one of the finest cities in Midgard, so it seems a good place for me to begin learning about my adopted realm.”
Steve and Thor explore New York City with Tony’s credit card in hand. Later, Steve and Thor explore each other.
(has Thor/Steve)
Hope that helps! Sorry I couldn’t find the fic you’re looking for (hugs)
Chinese Translation for “In Words Like Weeds”
Fay2205 has done a beautiful Chinese Translation for my Sherlock fic In Words Like Weeds.
Summary: John decides to name the man (the character, the person in his head) Sherlock.
Chinese Translation here
The poster for my favourite author You_Light_The_Sky’s to her fic Darkling, I Listen
OH MY GOD. WOLF-CHARM THIS IS AMAZING. I love the cover and I always adore the colours you choose to use in all of your works. This is a brilliant mix of black and dark green with bits of red to highlight Siraj’s eyes and the title. It gives the cover a haunted and dark-fairy tale feeling. I adore the moon in the background, blood red and shining like the orb over London. Thank you so much for this! (hugs)
Podfic for “Another Page”
lighthouseaccident has done a wonderful podfic for my Sherlock fanfic Another Page
Summary: “I hate children,” Sherlock spits out as Watson tries to soothe one of the little girls who started bawling like a banshee when Sherlock had jumped out of the curtains dressed as a skull.
Podfic Available on:
Anonymous asked: next-door neighbors AU + BBC Sherlock / Johnlock please!
So sorry I’m late with this, anon! It’s been a bad few weeks and I had a bit of writer’s block for this at first. But I hope you like it! I put a sci-fi twist on it that I hope you don’t mind : )
- Sherlock tropes: Next door neighbours = Another Ship Flown
There’s angry knocking at John’s door again.
He groans, removing the pillows from his ears (it’s pointless to even try and block out the noise by now) and grumbles as he makes his way to the door, trying not to trip over his boots when he gets there. As per usual, Anderson from across the hall in number 204 (John really needs to learn Anderson’s first name) is tapping his foot on the poor floorboards as if they are made of cockroaches that need to be squashed.
When he sees John, he snaps, “It’s about time! Now get your arse next door and tell Holmes to shut the fuck off with his violin playing, it’s driving me insane!”
John groans again, “You realize that it’s three in the morning, don’t you?”
Anderson glares.
tries to watch Torchwood without watching Doctor Who first
Me: …..??? I don’t understand this show?? Why is he immortal? Sex gas?
(stops after two episodes)
Watches all of Doctor Who (eventually) and then after suffering through Doctor-Who-withdrawal pulls out Torchwood again and watchs...
and watches…
Me: OH MY GOD. IT’S ONLY EPISODE 4 AND STUPID IANTO WITH HIS STUPID TEARS AND MOTHER FLIPPING—
and watches…
Me: THEY’RE FLIPPING FAIRIES AND I CAN’t—
and watches…
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and watches…
Me: DIANE!!!! EMMA!!!!!!! FEELSSS!! (also, cool, a woman wrote this episode!)
and watches…
Me: BRING THEM BACK TO THE 1940s!!! JACKKKKKKK! TOSHHHH! JACKKKKK!
(My poor bb Ianto and Owen)
and watches…
Me: I CAN’T
and watches…
Me: Everyone I love dies.
(aggressively ships them all anyways.)
>.>
…So Torchwood will eat your soul. The first two episodes are misleading. IT WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.
Broadchurch Masterpost
The following are mp4 downloads I’ve uploaded. The list will be updated as new episodes are added.
- Episode 1 * (04 Mar)
- Episode 2 * (11 Mar)
- Episode 3 * (18 Mar)
- Episode 4 * (25 Mar)
- Episode 5 * (01 Apr)
- Episode 6 * (08 Apr)
- Episode 7 * (15 Apr)
- Episode 8 * (22 Apr)
- (extra clip to watch after ep8)
Soundtrack: Download *
Audio files:
Extras: Fics and gifsets
For more Tennant (and non-Tennant) goodness, check out my masterpost.
Does anyone ever want to read a Johnlock fic… that’s inspired by Lilo and Stitch? No? Yes?
I might have watched that movie last night and cried. A lot.
